PYRAMID

Apologies I probably should have wiped my grubby paw prints off it first but I don't think they tarnish the BEST PAPERWEIGHT EVER.

BUKOWSKI

leaves me cold - his writing seems gratuitously crass - grim and misogynistic, ruining what could be compelling stories. Maybe I should give him another go but seeing as Bono sings his praises (not literally, thank god) Bukowski's best consigned to the back of the shelf until I need a present for a teenage boy.