ROAD TRIP

I couldn't be more excited about the road trip I am going on this summer with my friend Lizzie and her family. We will be going through Nevada and visiting Las Vegas so I bought these heels in preparation.  I can't wait to wear them with tanned pins, a white dress and a fistful of dollar bills. 

Hockney's photomontages (Pearblossom Highway, 1986 below) and his recent paintings of Yosemite have inspired me to splash some cash on a disposable camera and make my own photomontage of the canyons. 

...Watch this space.

Fingers crossed the Morrissey tattoo on my foot won't distract from my Americana vibes - I'm hoping more prairie-girl-in-the-big-city than white trash.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

My friend Tegen of Young Paint made me this fantastic birthday picture featuring my main men Morrissey, Biggie and Kurt.

So great that I thought it was worth sharing - ridiculous expression and all.

OUIJA BOARD, OUIJA BOARD

Who'd have thought it? Morrissey and Julian Fellowes sharing inspiration...

STAY ON MY ARM YOU LITTLE CHARMER

So scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen, this means you really love me

...So many obedient fans, so many tatts. 

MORRISSEY LOVES POSING WITH CATS

MORRISSEY

Can't quite imagine still wearing this tshirt when I'm seventy but I really really hope I will. Might look like a bit of a psycho with this on my back at the library but I think most would agree that the hordes of shitty leavers hoodys freshers insist on wearing are infinitely more offensive.