BASKET SHOES

Went to Berlin recently and there were so many great pairs of shoes, they were all size 37 for some reason which was frustrating. Off the foot small shoes look odd, and make me think of bound feet which are weird, as is the tendency among fat women to be pleased by and proud of their (comparatively) small feet.

IT'S IT'S IT'S SOBRANIE

Best trip to the newsagent ever - PASTEL cigarettes and BONBONS.

I had never seen these before, apparently they're horrendously tacky but I couldn't be more in love.

AUTUMN

When did fashion become so boring. Apparently we should be wearing camel, which is essentially beige and everyone knows beige is as boring as people who wear midlength skirts. Nor am I going to spend £500 pounds (boring) on an looking like a (fat) extra from Top Gun and I haven't seen Mad Men.

BACK

to the Island post-Carnival on the last ferry.

POPE on HORBURY CRESCENT