AUSTRIAN TAXIDERMY

I went to Austria just before Christmas, Austrians have a pretty amazing sense of interior design which seemed to include lots of dead animals stuck to walls. Taxidermy reminds me of a brilliant Roald Dahl story well worth reading called The Landlady about a devious pensioner with a penchant for beautiful young men. 

MODERN MORTICIA?

REALLY?

There is such a big place in the world for silk bombers but it was definitely fifteen years ago, regardless of what pseudo-political shouter M.I.A would have you believe.

RAW LIKE SUSHI

 
Oh NENEH! I definitely bought this record to look at I don't even have a record player. I can't work out if that makes me a wanker or not

TIME TO LEARN

00:56. I find it very difficult to cultivate a sense of urgency in the days approaching a deadline.
I'm at the beginning of one of those horrible nights of coffee and happily sleeping people in all the other bedrooms.